Celebrity crushes

I know its kind of shallow and silly to be in love with someone who doesn't know I exist and is many many years out from mine, and many many leagues out of my depth, but that doesn't bother me. I think its healthy to appreciate what is attractive.
  To be perfectly honest, I don't fancy very many male celebrities, and the one's I do, most people wouldn't share my infatuation with them. I like older men, often weird looking older men. Not old men though, definitely not old men. So here's a list:

• Benedict Cumberbatch-Sherlock Holmes. He's strange looking but has an incredibly sexy posh English accent. Also Sherlock Holmes has to be one of the most attractive characters in the world. He's mysterious, abnormally intelligent and very snheaky. 
• Matt Smith-The Doctor. Yes, I fancy the doctor. Of course I do. He looks like an alien, he talks like an alien, he acts like an alien. Perfect. 
• Ian Harding-Ezra Fitz. Plays the hottest teacher ever. Has the cutest american accent I think I have ever heard. He has a very sexy back. 

Now kids, here is where it gets complicated. I like women. A lot. Like I don't know what the hell my sexuality is, it changes from day to day, but I know I think many women are sexy. Here is my list of the sassiest women in Television and Film.

• Karen Gillan-Amy pond. Urmmm those legs. That hair. Extremely bad ass and just wonderful. Also her Scottish accent is adorable. 
• Alex Kingston-Yes she is a little bit older but I don't even care. She is really, really sexy. Her voice. Her body. Gahhh. 
• Scarlet Johanssen- She is yummy and is a great actress. 
• Natalie Portman-She completely seduces me in everything I see her in. 
• Troian Bellisario-Spencer Hastings. Pretty little liars is just a mass of sex. Seriously, I would marry the whole of the cast. But Troian is my favourite. The character she plays is smart and seductive and she has the nicest voice and lips. 
• Zooey Dechanel-I just love her.