The Doctor on women

• Kazran: When girls are crying, are you supposed to talk to them?
• The Doctor: I’ve absolutely no idea.
• *LATER ON*
• Kazran: I've never kissed anyone before. What do I do?
• The Doctor: Well. Try and be all nervous and rubbish and a bit shaky.
• Kazran: Why?
• The Doctor: Because you're going to be like that anyway. Might as well make it part of the plan and then it'll feel on purpose. Off you go then.
• Kazran: Now? I kiss her now?
• The Doctor: Kazran, trust me. It's this or go into your room and design a new kind of screwdriver. Don't make my mistakes. Now! Go

Erg Doctor Who is the best. I take my life lessons from it. ;)